asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”

because i need money

what do you want me to say omfg

I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT

(Source: bookercatch)

pentatonic-lovesong:

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in 

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

This. Iʻm studying music with a minor in Hawaiian  Culture. Da fuq do I have to take Hawaiian Creole english WHEN ITS WHAT I FUCKEN SPEAK